Don't Take Me Camping Funny Greeting Card

Camping always seems like a good idea until you're freezing in a tent with a rock digging into your back and there's something rustling around outside the tent and you're too scared to look but you have to pee so you have to decide whether it's better to just pee your pants or go outside and fight Bigfoot. So if you're one of those of people who are going to ask me to go camping, please don't.
The perfect card for the indoorsy type! A funny card for Valentine's day, to send to a bestie or to remember failed camping trips of the past! This gorgeous retro floral print in pink and pastel colors is so cute you'll want to frame it!
Our cards are all printed on 130lb paper with vibrant colors. Comes with an envelope and protective cello sleeve. Card measures 4.25"x5.5"