Story time at the Laundromat

Can I have a rose? My sleep paralysis demon comes in the form of 23 six year olds at a birthday party.

Can I have a rose? My sleep paralysis demon com...

I can still hear their little voices chanting in my head...can IIIII have a roooose? Scarier than any haunted house sound effect - these kids could have sent shivers down...

Can I have a rose? My sleep paralysis demon com...

I can still hear their little voices chanting in my head...can IIIII have a roooose? Scarier than any haunted house sound effect - these kids could have sent shivers down...

Victorian style card with purple and yellow flowers and an anchor with the text Dear Mother Sorry I was such an asshole

Sorry I was such an asshole, Mom.

I didn't realize how much of a pain in the ass I was until I had kids. Now I not only feel terrible for being such a jerk but I'm...

Sorry I was such an asshole, Mom.

I didn't realize how much of a pain in the ass I was until I had kids. Now I not only feel terrible for being such a jerk but I'm...