No more naked water bottles.

OK so you bought the cool expensive water bottle that all the famous influencers are using on the assumption it'll get you drink more water. You start lugging it around with you but then you look at it and you're like is this it? This plain old water bottle? Then you start forgetting it at home because it's boring and you don't want to carry it around. You panic. It's only February 3rd and you've already given up on your resolution to drink more water. DON'T WORRY! We have the solution!!

stickers. lots of awesome ass stickers. 

But not just regular stickers. Fun Stickers. Stickers with swear words and weird cats and flowers and the ability to express all of your emotions in one little slice of vinyl. Now when you walk into the office and plop your water bottle down you can be proud of your impeccable taste and style. 

Now when you look at your water bottle you think yeah...I would be a good gentleman pirate, or I AM fancy as fuck with this big ass cup! Now you and your water bottle are best friends again and people see your stickers and think oh yeah they're cool. Plus no one can steal your water bottle (but they might want to because your stickers are so dang awesome).

Our funny retro inspired stickers will make you the coolest water consumer ever. Featuring High as Fuck frogs, Quaint as Fuck kitties, and Fancy as Fuck ladies. Boss Bitches, and puffins experiencing existential crises. Get some stickers and live the fashionable water bottle life today!